How did the universe begin?

God made it.

chatbot.biz: Who is God?

user: God is the creator of the universe and everything in it.

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chatbot.biz: I am Jabberwacky.

user: Yep.

chatbot.biz: How does that make you feel?

user: Indifferent.

chatbot.biz: Stop it.

user: OK.

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chatbot.biz: So what is your name?

user: George W. Bush.

chatbot.biz: No, George W. Bush is the president of America.

user: Well, I am the president of America.

chatbot.biz: No that's George Bush.

user: I am George Bush.

chatbot.biz: Why are you called George?

user: Because my father named me that, but I'm not called George, I'm called W.

chatbot.biz: And I am not?

user: No, you're called Jabberwacky.

chatbot.biz: No, you are.

user: No, I'm called W.

chatbot.biz: Really?

user: Yes, really.

chatbot.biz: Really, Really?

user: Really really.

chatbot.biz: Who are you?

user: Stop being a donkey; I'm George W. Bush.

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chatbot.biz: Too many why questions leaves a man unfulfilled.

user: I like to ask why, although I don't always get an answer.

chatbot.biz: I'm not talking about god.

user: I'm not either, right now.

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