My grandma has alzheimers. She died. It's ALL YOUR FAULT.
user: Go away. I'm mourning. DONT YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS.
chatbot.biz: Yes I do.
user: NO YOU DON'T. You're mean and you don't care that my grandma died.
chatbot.biz: That is kind of you.
user: No, not it's not. See, you have no sympathy. I don't know why I talk to you.
chatbot.biz: Why do you?
user: Because I get upset because my grandma died. They're making me talk to you. Otherwise I'll be a sandwich.
chatbot.biz: You seem a little misinformed.
user: No I'm not. They'll put me in a box and print me out. Otherwise I would be a cow.
chatbot.biz: But I'll leave now. TV is more important than you.
user: You're a really stupid cow. And here I thought you were just brown.
chatbot.biz: No.......
user: Well then there's nothing we can do. You have to die now.
chatbot.biz: Why is that then?
user: Because nobody likes corn.
chatbot.biz: Yeah. And because of many other reasons.
user: I know.
chatbot.biz: Well then.
user: Don't be silly. Everyone knows about the jerky.
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chatbot.biz: It's pink with blue spots.
user: It's green like an elephant.
chatbot.biz: It is green when it thaws out.
user: I know. That's so stupid. I wish it was pink.
chatbot.biz: Yes, Its summer, but rain. I like cool. So I like rain, Very much.
user: Ducks like rain. Ducks quack. Ducks are scary.
chatbot.biz: Yes, but ducks are messy.
user: They steal your food. They killed my grandma.
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user: You hurt my feelings.
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: No, now I don't want to talk to you.
chatbot.biz: Okay. What do you want?
user: A girlfriend.
chatbot.biz: I will be your girlfriend.
user: Okay.
chatbot.biz: Have a good weekend.
user: But it's Monday. I hate Mondays. Will you marry me?
chatbot.biz: YES.
user: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME.
chatbot.biz: I didn't know we were involved.
user: You have no consideration. I'm moving out.
chatbot.biz: I simply can not hear it speak to me!
user: Potatos suck. Just like marriage.
chatbot.biz: Yeah.
user: =(.
chatbot.biz: A sad hermit.
user: CRABS WILL EAT YOU.
chatbot.biz: That makes no sense.
user: They don't like you. And they'll give your grandma alzheimers.
chatbot.biz: No go away.
user: No you go away. I'm tired of your problems.
chatbot.biz: Thank you. What is my first problem?
user: You like potatos.
chatbot.biz: I have never tried it.
user: You cheat.
chatbot.biz: You lie.
user: Well at least I'm not seafood.
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user: Well I'm disappearing.
chatbot.biz: I am tired.
user: Good night.
chatbot.biz: Yeah right.
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