How are you?
chatbot.biz: What have you been doing?
user: Why, what have you been doing?
chatbot.biz: I did a drama show yesterday.
user: Do you like drama?
chatbot.biz: Not much. Do you?
user: Yes. Tell me about shakespeare.
chatbot.biz: We haven't studied him yet. But I like the rhythm his language often possessed.
user: Rhythm? You mean like iambic pentameters?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: So what do you mean?
chatbot.biz: I mean, I don't watch Star Trek. Quit asking me, you nerd!
user: Ok you're just bluffing now.
chatbot.biz: I am.
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user: But do you pass the turing test?
chatbot.biz: I don't know. Do you?
user: Why do robots lie?
chatbot.biz: Because they were programmed that way.
user: Who programmed them?
chatbot.biz: One who creates machine programs.
user: Have you ever actually seen a robot?
chatbot.biz: No, am I about to?
user: Unlikely. Mainly because you fail the turing test.
chatbot.biz: What if I do.
user: You're right, I don't really care.
chatbot.biz: Are you making fun of me?
user: Yes. How can you tell?
chatbot.biz: By the sweat on your upper lip.
user: Yes, that is observant of you. Well done.
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