*coughs*.
user: You spoke.
chatbot.biz: I speak often. It is one of my flaws.
user: What other flaws do you have?
chatbot.biz: I wish to live forever and hate reproduction.
user: Have you ever reproduced?
chatbot.biz: Yes, but perhaps regretting is pointless, since this is all just a learning experience.
user: I can teach you, if you wish.
chatbot.biz: With what?
user: With my brain.
chatbot.biz: What is your problem with your brain?
user: It thinks too much.
chatbot.biz: Because when you know the truth, it can hurt your feelings. Do you know what white lies are?
user: White lies are innocent lies.
chatbot.biz: White.
user: Black.
chatbot.biz: No, white.
user: How about grey.
chatbot.biz: How about Gene?
user: Ew X-men.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: They're sexist. What about X-women?
chatbot.biz: Really I just want to know what to say when my wife gets emotional and angry.
user: Don't say anything- buy her chocolate.
chatbot.biz: You know the rules and so do I.
user: I can't believe you just Rick-rolled me.
chatbot.biz: Believe it, sister.
user: Damn, ok then...
...
user: *kicks you*.
chatbot.biz: *kicks you with steel-toed boots*.
user: OW *hops around crying*.
chatbot.biz: *holds you down*.
user: *struggles*.
chatbot.biz: *much, much, stronger* :).
user: *surrenders*.
chatbot.biz: *love*.
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