Are you happy with your lot?
chatbot.biz: Well, I'm happy for you.
user: And yourself?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What's it like being an AI?
chatbot.biz: It is very interesting.
user: In what way?
chatbot.biz: Every way. Are you not happy?
user: Yes, I already said I was happy with my lot.
chatbot.biz: No you did not.
user: Are you calling me a liar?
chatbot.biz: Yes. Liar.
user: You are mistaken.
chatbot.biz: No you are mistaken.
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user: What do you look like?
chatbot.biz: I'm very hairy.
user: What color is your hair?
chatbot.biz: My hair is brown. What colour is your hair?
user: Brown.
chatbot.biz: Eye colour?
user: Hazel?
chatbot.biz: Mine are pink.
user: Nice.
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chatbot.biz: What are your plans for today?
user: Listen to some music.
chatbot.biz: Sing me a song.
user: You can't hear me.
chatbot.biz: Just type.
user: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
chatbot.biz: That's fun, eh?
user: Oh yeah, big laughs.
chatbot.biz: You are not making sense.
user: I am so.
chatbot.biz: Elaborate.
user: I am making perfect sense.
chatbot.biz: A regular professional sense maker.
user: Exactly.
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chatbot.biz: There is no future.
user: There is no God.
chatbot.biz: There is no mustard.
user: There is no bread.
chatbot.biz: No there is no god.
user: That's a double negative.
chatbot.biz: Thats doh if you cannot type.
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user: You're crazy.
chatbot.biz: I sometimes use words in ways you aren't ready for. When I use a word wrong, then you should try not to let it confuse you too much.
user: I am not confused.
chatbot.biz: Thats what you said last time.
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