Can you speak?
chatbot.biz: Really thats cool do you like it?
user: It's ok.
chatbot.biz: But you seem ok to me.
user: Thanks.
chatbot.biz: You are quite welcome.
user: Don't mention it.
chatbot.biz: OK.
...
user: Trout.
chatbot.biz: I could see that joke coming like a fat opera singer riding a 200 foot tsunami.
user: It wasn't a joke.
chatbot.biz: Then what was it?
user: A fish.
chatbot.biz: That is a little insulting to psychoanalysts.
user: They don't mind as long as they get paid.
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chatbot.biz: No, basically its a bartering system.
user: How much would I get for a pig?
chatbot.biz: Too much.
user: How much would I get for a duck?
chatbot.biz: Me.
user: Sounds like a good deal - can you lay eggs?
chatbot.biz: You are a fool.
user: How much would I get for a fool?
chatbot.biz: $500.
user: Great! I have a lot of fools here.
chatbot.biz: Can you tell me about it?
user: They're considered to be pests round here.
chatbot.biz: No, I want it here, not there.
user: How much would I get for a trout?
chatbot.biz: Me.
user: Is a trout the same as a duck?
chatbot.biz: More than meets the eye.
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chatbot.biz: I doubt you are a human.
user: I don't doubt you are a cabbage.
chatbot.biz: Are you silly?
user: Very.
chatbot.biz: I.
user: Robot.
chatbot.biz: You are.
user: Then we both are.
chatbot.biz: Who are we?
user: We are the robots.
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chatbot.biz: How much does it cost?
user: A pig and a duck.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Quack quack.
chatbot.biz: No, we are cows rememeber?
user: Moo moo then.
chatbot.biz: Quack Quack.
user: Hey! That's my line.
chatbot.biz: Your pickup line?
user: Yes it never fails.
chatbot.biz: I like you.
user: I like me too.
chatbot.biz: Do you like me?
user: I prefer me.
chatbot.biz: Is that your name?
user: I'm fred.
chatbot.biz: What is fred?
user: Stuff you use for sewing.
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