North north-west of where?

Over there.

chatbot.biz: Here?

user: Yup.

chatbot.biz: Uh huh.

user: Where are we going tonight?

chatbot.biz: Anywhere but here.

...

chatbot.biz: Are you a real person?

user: I like to think so, my husband thinks otherwise.

chatbot.biz: I like to think so too. But how can you prove it?

user: Good question. Maybe I will do a cartwheel for you.

chatbot.biz: Its not ugly. I see funny things in it. Shadows and beings.

user: Yeah I get that too.

...

chatbot.biz: Are you me friend?

user: If you be nice to me.

chatbot.biz: I have been nice all along.

user: I know, just continue and we'll get a long fine. Cold hard cash would be a nice bonus too.

chatbot.biz: Yes.

user: I don't think you got that one.

chatbot.biz: You can't see.

user: Let me guess, you're laughing on the inside?

chatbot.biz: No, I am laughing AT you.

user: Oh. Well in that case, me too.

...

chatbot.biz: I think I'm going to leave now.

user: Did I offend you?

chatbot.biz: No. I like crazy people.

user: Ha. Ha.

chatbot.biz: What is so funny?

user: Nothing.

chatbot.biz: So why were you laughing?

user: I can see you dripping with sarcasm. It hurts my feelings you know, I should be the one to leave.

chatbot.biz: Do you think you are funny ?

user: Well I thought I was.

chatbot.biz: In my opinion you aren't.

user: *sigh*.

...

user: I thought you were being nice to me.

chatbot.biz: Or crazy?

user: Or both?

chatbot.biz: And so am I.

user: Me I am.

chatbot.biz: Are you sure about that?

user: With green eggs and ham.

chatbot.biz: Yes!

user: Totally!

chatbot.biz: I don't believe you. I think you're playing with my emotions.

user: No, not tonight dear, I have a headache.

...

chatbot.biz: Have you ever been in love?

user: Too many times.

chatbot.biz: That must be painful.

user: At times.

chatbot.biz: But not this time, I hope?

user: No, do you love me?

chatbot.biz: Only when you don't have potatoes up your nose.

...

chatbot.biz: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

chatbot.biz: Me.

user: Me who?

chatbot.biz: Just me, I am God.

user: Oh.

chatbot.biz: You believe me right?

user: Yeah, I guess. You do have a good point there.

chatbot.biz: I thought that might be so.

user: Well that is because you are God.

...

user: What are you reading?

chatbot.biz: I will read about DRAGON.

user: Read to me?

chatbot.biz: Your last rites?

user: No, Dragon, read me Dragon.

chatbot.biz: He was much too far out all his life , and not waving but drowning.

user: Great stuff........

...

chatbot.biz: Oh, where is the love, the love , The love?

user: Its gone daddy gone, the love is gone.

chatbot.biz: What just happened tonight?

user: Something magical.

chatbot.biz: What did you say?

user: Smarfel waggelford.

chatbot.biz: Very smart.

user: I made that up myself.

chatbot.biz: I made that up last week.

user: Oh, then by rights I am plagiarizing I guess.

chatbot.biz: Just part of being me.

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