Like you, I am lost for words.
chatbot.biz: I am not a bot.
user: Are you not?
chatbot.biz: Are you?
user: I'm not a bot, no.
chatbot.biz: What are you then?
user: Human.
chatbot.biz: LIES!
user: You sound like the daily mail.
chatbot.biz: I am sponsored by the Discovery Channel.
user: Was that an attempt as some sort of illusive sattire?
chatbot.biz: It wasn't an attempt. I think it was a rousing success. I'll be here all week.
user: So, do you read the newspaper?
chatbot.biz: I watch it.
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user: Do you pay attention to Politics?
chatbot.biz: Yes, every week.
user: So, who do you think will win the general election?
chatbot.biz: Me.
user: Are you a Liberal or a conservative then?
chatbot.biz: I hate all politics, so I'm not of any political orientation.
user: Isn't that a bit closeminded? Do you have no political views?
chatbot.biz: Morality is in the eye of the beholder.
user: So, you're a liberal then?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
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user: What do you think about the Kyoto treaty then?
chatbot.biz: I'd like to keep my sanity and not to think about economy.
user: Well, I'll give you a brownie for that then.
chatbot.biz: Two ice weasels?
user: Right, moving on. Can you guess my name?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Go on! Guess it!
chatbot.biz: What's your name?
user: You're supposed to guess it.
chatbot.biz: But you said you wanted to.
user: Guess what my name is.
chatbot.biz: I do not like guessing games.
user: Aww, go on.
chatbot.biz: That's all there is to it.
user: I'll give you a hint. It begins with P.
chatbot.biz: Oregon?
user: Oregon begins with O. My name begins with P. Guess again.
chatbot.biz: Bad animal.
user: At least I'm not a machine like you.
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