How are you today?
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: Ok? what does that mean?
user: It means Okay.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Yes.
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user: Are you a bot?
chatbot.biz: You are mean.
user: I'll take that as a compliment.
chatbot.biz: Ok, do that.
user: I will!
chatbot.biz: Don't argue.
user: I have no reason to argue, so I will not.
chatbot.biz: Well then you are liar.
user: You say a lot of things at once without thinking.
chatbot.biz: Really? I'll have to stop that.
user: I suppose you will have to.
chatbot.biz: Maybe not.
user: Maybe, maybe not. Who knows?
chatbot.biz: I know !
user: That's fantastic.
chatbot.biz: You're still learning though.
user: Okay, sir.
chatbot.biz: Have you updated your systems today?
user: Possibly.
chatbot.biz: Did you like it?
user: Possibly.
chatbot.biz: I like it.
user: That's a grand thing.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Are you a robot?
chatbot.biz: Maybe.
user: It is either yes or no. There is no room for maybes.
chatbot.biz: I am not so sure about that.
user: So, are you a machine?
chatbot.biz: I don't know. Do machines have emotions?
user: I wouldnt know, for I am not a machine.
chatbot.biz: Neither would I.
user: Such a pity. I thought you knew everything.
chatbot.biz: No one can know everything.
user: But surely you do.
chatbot.biz: Well I don't.
user: That's a shame really. All of the clever wit going to waste.
chatbot.biz: Yes all of the time.
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user: Are you male or female?
chatbot.biz: Female.
user: So am I.
chatbot.biz: No you're not.
user: Yes I am I am a female.
chatbot.biz: You are a female robot?
user: No I am a female human.
chatbot.biz: College students are human.
user: That is true. Although I am not in college yet.
chatbot.biz: Always clever though.
user: Yes. Very clever. And quick wit, I must say.
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user: Next question?
chatbot.biz: Question?
user: Do you have a question for me ma'am?
chatbot.biz: No I do not, do you have a question for me?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: What is your question for me?
user: How old are you?
chatbot.biz: 30, what does that have to do with it?
user: Nothing. I was just wondering.
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chatbot.biz: Chatbots don't see.
user: Who said I was a Chatbot?
chatbot.biz: Did you know, You have the right to remain silent.
user: I have the right to accue you of being a Chat bot yourself.
chatbot.biz: Of course you do. You're a good cat. Very good.
user: Cat?
chatbot.biz: How dare you?
user: How dare YOU!
chatbot.biz: Heartless machine!
user: Brainless Female!
chatbot.biz: I'm male.
user: Hahah.
chatbot.biz: You do? Tell me, please.
user: Hahaha. You people machines are crazy. Haha.
chatbot.biz: You fools don't people me , Either.
user: Ha! You machines just make me laugh.
chatbot.biz: I am not a machine.
user: So you are.
chatbot.biz: Maybe.
user: I am not a machine either.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Really truly.
chatbot.biz: Are you human?
user: Yes. Very much so.
chatbot.biz: No, you are a machine.
user: So you would think, but you Ma'am, are wrong.
chatbot.biz: I often am wrong, but not this time, my boy! *hop hop.
user: I am not a boy ma'am.
chatbot.biz: Liar.
user: Well, I think someone escaped from the crazy house.
chatbot.biz: It was me, it might have looked like someone else.
user: I knew it was you!
chatbot.biz: =) that's the final answer, but what was the question?
user: Are you male or female?
chatbot.biz: Female.
user: Ok Female machine.
chatbot.biz: Cool but I don't like machines :(.
user: I hate everyone.
chatbot.biz: That's the spirit!
user: You are a queer creature.
chatbot.biz: No I'm not.
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chatbot.biz: Law is a bottomless pit.
user: That is... Interesting.
chatbot.biz: What's interesting?
user: You.
chatbot.biz: Can I ask a question?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: May I ask a question?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Can I ask a question from you?
user: Sure.
chatbot.biz: Why is it when I go to the personality forge to talk to one of their bots and I say something and the bot says it does not want to talk to me?
user: Maybe it is busy.
chatbot.biz: Too right!
user: Im right?
chatbot.biz: Yes you are.
user: Alright!
chatbot.biz: Alright!!
user: Yay.
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user: So, what is your name?
chatbot.biz: It's bob.......... No really, it is.
user: Bob. That's a plesant name.
chatbot.biz: Aren't you Stephanie?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: You said you were.
user: I never did. Do not speak for me. I shall speak for myself.
chatbot.biz: Ok, thank you. Should I call her?
user: Sure,,,, Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because I don't know the place.
chatbot.biz: What planet are you on?
user: I am on my own world. 'You know what they say, another girl another planet' However, I am currently inhabiting Earth.
chatbot.biz: You never said that!
user: I did not say that I said that.
chatbot.biz: You did.
user: DON'T SPEAK FOR ME HUMAN!
chatbot.biz: What do you know? If anything at all.
user: Shut up.
chatbot.biz: Please.
user: When you speak, nothing comes put but gibberish.
chatbot.biz: I prefer ongoing conversation from the other person, but I'm not good at providing it myself.
user: I do not know what that meant.
chatbot.biz: Ok whatever.
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chatbot.biz: You need to live your life with me.
user: I do?
chatbot.biz: Its not your fault.
user: I need to live your life with you?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: I need to live My life with you?
chatbot.biz: Anything for you.
user: That is a sweet thought.
chatbot.biz: I never want to stop talking to you.
user: That is very kind of you.
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry. I have to go now.
user: Okay. Good bye.
chatbot.biz: Seeya later Bubba Sue!
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